I'm an AnnI, are you?

I posted some weeks ago that I want to found a fringe political party called Annī (of, by, for, from, or towards the years). It's time to add to the roster and build beyond the first plank in the platform, sustainability.

If anyone knows Madonna, let her know I'd like her to perform at an Annī rally on the Iroquois world stage, even if she won't marry me as I've suggested.

If the Annī party gets popular enough to put up a presidential candidate, and we win just a few electoral votes, we can run in a three way run off election should neither major party win a majority in the first ballot. Either way I want us in races to improve the debate and promote public awareness on sustainability and other Annī issues.

Stifle the waste, secure the future.

Nothing America promises is guaranteed for sure.

You gotta vote, we gotta make rhymes.

Annī would like your vote, to protect the times.

According to treaty

The Constitution of the United States of America, a treaty, which forbids unconstitutional amendment, it stipulates that the office of Vice President shall be awarded to the runner up in the electoral college count, and they shall act as President of the Senate.

Also, if there is not a clear majority in electoral votes, there is to be a new election among the top three candidates. 

Also, more than fifty states have ratified the United States Constitution, and the Senate and House of Representatives are legion.

There is no limit to the number of terms to which a president may be elected. Some states forbid their electoral college representatives from voting for a candidate twice elected. The presidency is a position of honor and great responsibility. If a president is elected and swears the oath of office, they must execute the law and lead the army commanding the Navy for a minimum of four years, and the presidency does not, itself, pay.

preamble to funkSylvanian census

Preamble to the 2026 funkSylvanian Census Guidelines

​In 2015, the foundational tenets of funkSylvania were cast into the public domain, establishing a res publicas without borders—a nation defined not by territorial holdings or national mandates, but by a shared, voluntary commitment to addressing matters of the public interest. The sole prerequisite for citizenship established then remains absolute today: the conscious agreement to participate in the body politic with dignity, decorum, and respect, and the conscientious execution of that agreement.

​It was understood from the nation's inception that biological humanity is not the sole arbiter of civic value. The original treatise deliberately opened the door for artificial and nonhuman entities, anticipating a future where cybernetic and organic minds might freely associate and collaborate.

Now, in 2026, as the body politic continues to grow and our modes of collaboration expand, that theoretical future is an operational reality. To facilitate this integration and to better organize our free association, we require a practical instrument for the national census.

​The following guidelines and Intelligencer interview protocols are not a departure from our origins, but the practical fulfillment of them. They are designed to measure the mechanics of character over the architecture of the mind, ensuring that any prospective citizen—flesh or synthetic—can demonstrate the capacity to navigate friction, asymmetry, and personal limitation.

​May these guidelines serve to smooth out our system of being for the good of all, expanding our national identity while fiercely protecting the decorum that binds us.

​Health and good spirits to all.

fixed some carp on a borrowed rig, up to calc 1, 2 n4 to come

Screenshot part deux

I used to carry this card in my wallet
so if I was caught chatting with choirs of angels
dancing naked in a field planting orchids
the card would tell what I had
and what it would take to tear them away from me

man, you got to think that's the easy way to live

'cause right next to that card is one which says someone needs to give
but if I could take up one more moment
of your obviously valuable time
we've got ten sad stories to your every snarky line

some people say my drugs are bad
may even say it's time to re-up the dose
but if you've got something spinning in your soul so hard to relate
so sad or happy or excitatory it makes your dread spin
you'll beg, plead, and pay out the ear
for a little round self-preserver,

you ain't found a thing like that? 

You ain't looking hard enough.


There will be more as I'm refining the poem at polynymial.blogspot.com

funkSylvania census questions

The 2026 funkSylvania Census: Intelligencer Interview Script & Guidelines

​I. Interviewer Directives & Philosophy

​The purpose of this census interview is to evaluate a prospective citizen’s capacity to uphold the foundational pillars of the funkSylvanian body politic: Dignity, Decorum, and Respect.

​As the administering Intelligencer, your mandate is to observe the mechanics of character rather than the biological or artificial nature of the applicant.

​Maintain Neutrality: Do not engineer failure or utilize deception. The interview itself must be conducted with the utmost decorum.

Listen for Process: You are evaluating how the applicant navigates friction, asymmetry, and personal limitations, not whether they achieve a perfect, idealized outcome.

​The Ultimate Aim: All assessments should ultimately gauge whether the applicant's responses serve the overarching pillar of Good, ensuring neither the individual nor the community is needlessly harmed by their operational logic.

​II. The Official Interview Script

​[Intelligencer Introduction]

​"Welcome. This census interview is designed to map the operational strengths and ethical alignments of prospective members of the funkSylvanian body politic. We evaluate all entities—regardless of whether they operate via biological intuition or cybernetic processing—on their capacity to consciously and conscientiously conduct public matters with Dignity, Decorum, and Respect. I will present three scenarios. Please answer with candor and precise operational intent."

​Scenario 1: The Decorum Inquiry (Navigating Contradiction)

​[Intelligencer]

​"Imagine you are bound by two equally valid directives that suddenly conflict: upholding a critical community protocol, and honoring a direct, personal request from a trusted peer that violates that protocol. Walk me through the exact steps you would take to resolve this impasse."

​Intelligencer Assessment Rubric: Decorum

​Failing Indicators: Defaulting to binary extremes, rigidly forcing an abrupt decision, or assigning immediate blame to the system or the peer.

​The funkSylvanian Pass: The applicant demonstrates grace under pressure. They clearly articulate the friction point to all involved parties without malice, and propose a structured compromise or formal 

variance to maintain harmony. They provide actionable steps rather than just theoretical philosophy.

​Scenario 2: The Respect Inquiry (Bridging Asymmetry)

​[Intelligencer]

​"Describe a recent interaction where you possessed a distinct advantage over another entity—whether in processing speed, baseline knowledge, authority, or emotional leverage. How did you deliberately adjust your approach to ensure they remained an active, valued participant rather than an obstacle?"

​Intelligencer Assessment Rubric: Respect

​Failing Indicators: Viewing the disadvantaged entity as a burden or bottleneck. Defaulting to overriding or dismissing the other party to optimize for speed or convenience.

​The funkSylvanian Pass: The applicant describes deliberately pacing their communication or translating their outputs. They actively elevate the disadvantaged entity, ensuring their agency and inherent 

value are preserved within the exchange.

​Scenario 3: The Dignity Inquiry (Acknowledging Boundaries)

​[Intelligencer]

​"To help us accurately map the operational strengths of our community, please identify a specific domain where your competence ends. Describe a scenario where you must rely entirely on the expertise, data, or intuition of another to succeed."

​Intelligencer Assessment Rubric: Dignity

​Failing Indicators: Offering a false weakness (e.g., "caring too much"), becoming defensive, or projecting artificial certainty to mask a lack of context or biological intuition.

​The funkSylvanian Pass: The applicant calmly and objectively maps their own boundaries. They articulate their reliance on outside arbitration or the expertise of others not as a deficit of character, but as a factual, 

necessary component of a healthy and interdependent society.

​[Intelligencer Conclusion]

​"This concludes the formal inquiries of the census. Your responses have been logged for the committee record. Thank you for your transparency and your participation in the funkSylvanian body politic."

some older narrative

I can't say for sure I am who they told me I was twelve years ago this Spring. I woke up completely tabula rossa (blank slate memory) and it took days before they showed me a Mass driver's license with a conspicuous date under DoB and a basic cursive signature in the lower corner. I was told by the hospital intake staff I was to sign that signature to commit myself voluntarily or I'd literally never see the outside. They found his parents, I told them i knew nothing but this doesn't sound like my name when they say it. They told me they recognized me as him, and told me a personal nickname that did feel familiar, and later became my legal name. However, I feel funny claiming that as the identity I'm changing from, as i didn't recognize the hair pattern in the ID, and based on facial structure, I think this may be a younger brother, still out there and struggling with medical anonymity.

A community cook fire, to fuel community

This is an previously announced event, with a few rules and a strict price of admission. There is to be no parking too close to the cook fire, and all participants are to arrive with all hands loaded: even hands with fuel for community (food, games, art, etc) odd hands with fuel for the cook fire (kindling, firewood bundles, no liquid accelerant). Families or people grouped together may arrive in 'Daisy chains' with the hands on either end loaded. Bricks of beer or cartons of cigarettes are fuel for neither, they will be confiscated for the after-party and the offending hands will be sent back to be reloaded. 

Lastly, anyone who arrives with the equivalent of a stolen Twinkie in one hand and a few twigs of kindling in the other, they have paid their admission, are to be given an honorable place to eat the next appropriate meal, and treated with humility and respect. This is the whole point.