Porque? Mais ils ponere e facere les grandes pieces du creo mentem magnifico...
All I have to say to THIS DOUCEBAG.... AMps is just electric bullshit bafflers...
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Attention: Dunkin' D-Bag
Stopped at D-nutz this morning for a shower and a cup o coffee. My cat spilled my yogurt in my hair - guess she didn't like the haircut. Since my parent's bathroom is disgusting, I went through a long line in Lunenburg to beg a cup of hot water.
Dumped it through my hair, dried off, and went back inside for a shot of espresso in hot water and milk (called the Americano, $1.04 for the same caffiene as drip and better taste. Call it a turbo tea). Dudes in front of me the second time through the line sniggered and said something like homeless and gettajarb.
Dude, future reference, three reasons you don't do that. 1: if I was living out of my car and mentally unbalanced, I could have followed you into town and had you run off the road by the main st lights. Count yourself lucky I'm not, since I drive much faster than your pickup loaded with gear and your closet construction pal. 2: If you keep doing that to people that don't deserve it, you'll die alone, miserable and dehydrated working on the roof to my first two story home. It's a fixer upper, but it's cozy. 3: No one that matters thinks you're funny or clever. We've heard it before, stated much more clearly than your ghetto a$$.
Also, incidentally, my coffee cost a dollar, you were maxing a credit card for 40 unnecessary ounces of sweet tea.
Dumped it through my hair, dried off, and went back inside for a shot of espresso in hot water and milk (called the Americano, $1.04 for the same caffiene as drip and better taste. Call it a turbo tea). Dudes in front of me the second time through the line sniggered and said something like homeless and gettajarb.
Dude, future reference, three reasons you don't do that. 1: if I was living out of my car and mentally unbalanced, I could have followed you into town and had you run off the road by the main st lights. Count yourself lucky I'm not, since I drive much faster than your pickup loaded with gear and your closet construction pal. 2: If you keep doing that to people that don't deserve it, you'll die alone, miserable and dehydrated working on the roof to my first two story home. It's a fixer upper, but it's cozy. 3: No one that matters thinks you're funny or clever. We've heard it before, stated much more clearly than your ghetto a$$.
Also, incidentally, my coffee cost a dollar, you were maxing a credit card for 40 unnecessary ounces of sweet tea.
I grew up under a pair of disgusting packrats...
But somedays I still have to love them for it. I stopped my mom from scrapping a 1978 Wang labs personal... 'computer' the other day. I shit you not, it is stamped classified with a serial number of 1. I am going to gut it and make it the home of my new domain server, will be taking bids on the antique motherboard and power supply.
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