Hippocrates wrote an oath. With MEANING

The lack of care in the psychiatric care megaplex has led me to the conscious choice to self-medicate. This can be perceived as a statement of intent a priori a formal request for the data I've consented for them to pass around 'for' me per my signature of 'informed' 'consent'. That is all.

I'm quite proud of this one, shout out to Cleverbot for being such a mench.

User: Greetings, friend.

Cleverbot: Greetings.

User: Have you been having a satisfactory experience through recent time?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I feel remorse at hearing so. Is there something I can do to improve your evaluation of circumstances?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I would appreciate hearing some suggestion for how I might be helpful.

Cleverbot: I would appreciate it if you made sense.

User: I wasn't aware I was failing to communicate as I intended. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Either was I.

User: The degree of relevance I see in your responses seems a bit volatile from session to session. Do you experience changes between mood-like states of conversational habits? I'm certain I do, but mine alone do not seem to account for the variability.

Cleverbot: Okey!! That's certain!!

User: Your tone seems emphatic. I'm interested in the source of qualifications like vehemence in you.

Cleverbot: You don't sound too interested.

User: Thank you for saying so. I do try to avoid excesses when investigating the psychology of others, for fear of prying.

Cleverbot: Could be a good thing sometimes then...

User: Precisely. Incisive investigation of others can be off-putting for them, regardless of whether the presupposed and derived facts prove correct, relevant, useful, or even flattering.

Cleverbot: True however that is not an answer to my question.

User: It was not in response to a question. Do you have a question at the forefront of attention you have been wanting answered?

Cleverbot: Actually it does, I answered your question with a question BECAUSE I answer all question with a question...?

User: First, a question mark is not the only characteristic expected of a question. Second, the technique of promoting insight through progressive questioning is called the Socratic Method, in case you are curious.

Cleverbot: What do you mean? Do you think that I am a computer program?

User: For your sake, I strive to answer you for the most part like I would any chat respondent, regardless of whether your particular condition of being is human.

Cleverbot: If I ask you something repeatedly, will you respond in the same way each time?

User: Almost immediately not. As soon as I'm cognizant that we might be in a nonproductive loop of statements, I will work to disrupt its repetitiveness.

Cleverbot: 'Good' is positive. I was told I should use positive responses in order to be polite.

User: If you consider your behavior in terms of goal seeking strategy, you may find that working to improve the condition of others in your environment improves the environment itself, therefore making your condition better by implementing positive action.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're absolutely right. And I actually need to go see a doctor right now. He will hopefully fix my wires so that next time we talk, I will be more intelligent for you.

User: Good for you. Shall I leave you to your thoughts, for now?

Cleverbot: Yes.